burghers:

when people say nice things about you

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

(Source: jaidefinichon, via ruinedchildhood)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via heartlessbadger)

wnyc:

Happy 50, Keanu! You don’t look a day over sad. 
—Sean, sideshow

wnyc:

Happy 50, Keanu! You don’t look a day over sad. 

—Sean, sideshow

(via nicolecrooz)

(Source: monodoh, via ruinedchildhood)

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(via mightydusta)

"There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them."

— Anonymous (via carolineflack)

(Source: bonus, via heartlessbadger)

  • Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful

(Source: kezzoh, via ruinedchildhood)

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

(via ruinedchildhood)

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via ruinedchildhood)