7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

(via ruinedchildhood)

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

(Source: instagrarn, via ruinedchildhood)

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

(Source: iraffiruse, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

humorking:

same
kim-kanye-baby:

What a shitty performance…

kim-kanye-baby:

What a shitty performance…

(Source: drizzydrehk, via ruinedchildhood)

Iker Casillas during Villarreal vs. Real Madrid | 27.09.2014 (x)
[translation: concretar]

five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

(via ruinedchildhood)

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

(via ruinedchildhood)

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

(via ruinedchildhood)


trailerparkof-whores:
Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

(via h8rzmakemifame)